Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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Top comments
DarkHelmet 10
Go directly to jail Do Not Pass Go Do Not collect $200!!
missmilf 6
haha how did that happen??
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Comments (119)
mrahhhhh 21
This kinda sounds like a really bad guerrilla campaign for the new Monopoly movie.
catharsis5 9
did you know who did it? Cause that guy needs to run for his/her life
BellaBelle_fml 23
It was most likely OP's children.
Starv 6
why would you run after someone who has just given you money? and as most children don't have much to any money, is the thought that counts...
liy223 6
Either robberies are becoming more and more extravagant or you have kids.
K_kanaka 26
HAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHAHAHAHA :D
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ummm, ok mandark, you need to stop smoking that weed now
K_kanaka 26
HAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHAHAHAHA :D
K_kanaka 26
HAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHAHAHAHA :D
K_kanaka 26
HAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHAHAHAHA :D
badluckattack238 0
"and so they told me I had to go to jail until someone rolled a 6"... Right?
stroudie94 9
Pay for it like a Boss and walk off.
catnip1997 0
get a job kid
Mysanitywins 10
I'm pretty sure OP isn't a kid...I mean, I could be wrong here..