Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML
Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this dude. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
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foshizzles 0
Caller ID?
ummmyeahhh 0
tough luck. hope he's understanding. =]
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Comments (78)
Talenie 0
ALWAYS CHECK PHONE BEFORE ASSUMING. this was stupid.
MissFortune_fml 0
Your sister = epic fail.
MissFortune_fml 0
and # 54, if she was too young to be at the mall alone she shouldn't have been at the mall. :s Clearly the problem here is she's too immature to be at the mall. :s Everyone's ragging on this guy but let's face it, if someone phoned YOU 37 times because you weren't doing what they wanted, then clearly you'd get pissed off at them too. You might handle it a bit better, but still.
Tdotgirl 0
It's called Caller ID? Ever heard of it?
emodrew 0
1. This was the first FML i ever read way back when...anyway maybe they all come up as "RESTRICTED"...a lot of cell phones do....
she_bangs 0
so totally understandable. I mean until that day, no one but her sister ever called her. psssshh and I would not have been available ever for picking up such little witches. unless she was having explosive diarrhea, waiting inside a mall is not a problem. but i love your fight club reference.
stepup0220 0
this is why caller id was invented.
Itstopsecret 0
When someone keeps calling you,especially about 40 times in a row,you stop checking the caller ID and just press the red button again and again and again....
babyqeelove 0
ydi for not answering your sisters call 37x ago. then you wouldnt have gone crazy on your boss. dumbass :)
hayden555 0
oooohhh fyl op