Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML
Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this dude. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
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foshizzles 0
Caller ID?
ummmyeahhh 0
tough luck. hope he's understanding. =]
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stitch69_fml 0
u suck LMAO
know_your_role 0
doesn't the phone go automatically to voicemail if you don't answer after a certain number of times, which is surely less than 37? regardless, extremely low chance of each component occurring, and that's just common sense and ignoring probability.
sahreeg 0
LIES???????????? toooo moviesh !
Checkitawwt 0
#45 - okay obviously the phone would go to voicemail by then. but i'm guessing their sister REPEATEDLY called them 37 times. and yeah. i agree with the people who think that its understandable beacuse i wouldn't check who it was after that many times.
Kozzy333 0
My phone only shows the number for texts. All calls say "No caller ID"
fillmyheart028 0
Ouchhhh. I know how that goes haha that happened to me once. Except, replace your boss with my 83 year old grandma. ughhh
mrcarmine 0
caller ID ************, do you use it?
Sessee 4
I would be more embarrassed for yelling "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE?" for everyone in the restaurant to hear.
rockmsockmrobots 0
@#34 Almost all Canadian companies make you pay for caller id on your phone, so stop listing off American companies like you know everything. And what kind of phone doesn't show you who's calling until after? A clamshell phone with no external display. They're under 10 years old, it's not beyond the realms of comprehension.
thisismyname_fml 1
Call ID or not, you should've know better than to answer the phone like that. Especially considering you were in a restaurant, very classy. How old is your sister? If she's too young to drive herself she's probably too young to sit at the mall alone and wait for you to finish eating. You should've told you you'd be there as soon as you could and eaten quickly. Being polite from the get go would've saved you a lot of hassle.