Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML
Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this dude. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
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foshizzles 0
Caller ID?
ummmyeahhh 0
tough luck. hope he's understanding. =]
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TryToBeKind 0
You . . . didn't look at the number to see if it was indeed her? OK, maybe you got sick of picking up the phone and looking at it and ass-u-med that it was her. Hm. Go ahead and set specific rings for work, family, friends, and people you don't want to talk to. Hope your boss got over it or thought it was funny.
khaldun 0
Some of y'all seem to be confused about what caller id actually is. It's an option for most cell phone companies because they have to look up the name of who is calling you. The number calling is free, but the name attached to the number is what actually constitutes "caller id." On the other side, I honestly think that if someone had called me even ten times in a row I would have silenced my phone. If he left it on to hear her call 37 times, it's perfectly understandable that he'd not even bother to look. Doesn't excuse it, but it's still understandable. =/
McLaughlane 0
After the 10th time, I'd have turned my phone off. That does suck though, I hope your boss is understanding!
artanis_neravar 0
All cell phones have a built in caller ID if you have the number already saved in your contacts, even track phone (which dont have a plan at all, you only pay for the minutes you use) have this kind of caller ID, so you should have know it wasnt your sister
ZuRG_fml 7
10th time? I would've turned my phone off after the 2nd call. **** caller ID, it's OP's own fault for keeping the phone on.
Sleepzsc 0
FIRED
thisgirl7 1
well my phone doesnt have caller Id so for all you saying that all phones dont have caller id you are wrong give her a break this could be for real
artanis_neravar 0
#29 i call bullshit, i have seen pretty much every type of cell phone recently, so unless you have a 20 year old phone it does have some form of caller ID
Fazed2113 0
not true, my phone, a blackberry curve 8330 has the ability to have caller id but i opted out and chose unlimited web browsing instead of Caller ID 26- Because I chose to have unlimited web browsing, there is no form of caller id on my phone other then unknown number, regardless of if they are a contact or not
ohdamn_fml 2
Change your number. Then when your boss questions you about the call, be like...wtf, that's not my phone number. THIS is my phone number