Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML
Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this dude. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
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foshizzles 0
Caller ID?
ummmyeahhh 0
tough luck. hope he's understanding. =]
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alex_vik 1
#8 - What kind of phone doesn't have a way to see who's calling?
may_cause_fail 0
Cell phones have caller ID for a reason! :D But why did you answer all of those? Seems like you just should have turned your phone off until she got the picture.
MNLucyy 0
I agree with everyone who pointed out CALLER ID. It is your own fault for not looking at who is calling you. Even though your sister called you too much, it is still possible that someone else would call you. And in response to #12- OLD OLD OLD brick 1980's cell phones don't have caller I.D. but I doubt she was carring one of those.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Actually, you add Caller ID into your cell phone plan or incorporate it into the choices you make when you buy your phone. When I was a teenager my mom decided she was spending too much money on my cell phone and cut off voicemail and caller ID, so yes, it is quite possible to go without.
_Elizabeth_ 0
I agree with what number #1 said. But I'd also be annoyed if one of my siblings did that.
LovesickMelody 0
To #13: She didn't answer all of them. She answered on the 37th time.
ADOG2645 17
To #17, there's a reply button
may_cause_fail 0
15- I thought that paying for caller ID only applied to landlines. At any rate, my cell phone service doesn't make caller ID optional, and I don't know of any that do. Though I could be wrong.
vitaminsandminer 0
ok people pointing out caller id, if my sister kept calling me and i kept ignoring the calls, when it got to the 37th time that would definitely be the last straw and i wouldnt take the time to look at caller id i would be too angry and ready to ask her why the **** she keeps calling
Tri_fml 5
Failcakes. Caller ID comes up with "withheld number" if my work calls me, same applies if somone I don't wanna talk to calls me quite often :P
Sleepzsc 0
lol now that kid who had sexytime with his mom in law hasa new gig ^o^