FML : Today, I got absolutely hammered and noticed this familiar-looking chick. I walked up to her and said, "Oh my god, I know I know you but I don't know where...

Today, I got absolutely hammered and noticed this familiar-looking chick. I walked up to her and said, "Oh my god, I know I know you but I don't know where from." Looking annoyed, she replied, "We've worked together for months." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ezzie - / Wednesday 29 August 2018 03:30 /

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By skippydoda | 30

#7684439 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 3:57

"This is what happens when I drink (name of alcohol)."

By real life problems | 26

#7684437 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 3:49

Unless it was your GF or mother that you didnt recognize.. who cares about a coworker from a few months

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By real life problems | 26

#7684437 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 3:49

Unless it was your GF or mother that you didnt recognize.. who cares about a coworker from a few months

By skippydoda | 30

#7684439 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 3:57

"This is what happens when I drink (name of alcohol)."

By wanted_2_want | 39

#7684461 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 6:15

So the ‘beer goggles’ really work!!

By Mungolikecandy | 14

#7684670 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 13:44

"Today a familiar looking drunk dick approached me. It was a guy I have worked with for months". FML.

By Agent JPN | 7

#7684990 - Thursday 30 August 2018 5:01

See, you were right!! You DID know her!!!

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