Anonymous
United States
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
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Anonymous
Thanks mom
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Sleepy
Apo, United States
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
that one anon
San Diego, United States
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
xoccerplaya
United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
callerid
United States
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
taylor124
United States
Wish you were here
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
noway6000
United States
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Controlling
Today, even though I was very clear before I went on holiday that I was going completely zero contact to de-stress, my mother rang at least twice a day. When I stopped answering the phone, she found the direct number of the local police station in a foreign country and sent them to find me. FML
lonely
United States
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
Garza Garcia, Mexico
Bye then!
Today, while on holiday. I got a call to let me know my job will be gone away when I return. FML
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ClaireWinchester 17
If it was a robber they clearly aren't very smart
slooby_fml 25
"I will find you. And I will kill you."
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Comments (66)
LittleMagicWolf 7
This like one of those 2 sentence horror movie tweets. ._. I hope you called the police.
FlyingPie 17
Whoever it was sounds like a very courteous robber, to answer your phone for you and let you know someone's there.
Bengtsson 3
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Blaphlafagus 19
This needs follow up
thecrazymancan 17
Well I hope you know who to call next.
8born8 18
Ghostbusters! Sorry, couldn't help myself...
DanielleinDC 33
I suppose you aren't having someone come in and water your plants or something?
mesahus 5
Im pretty sure this is bs. What kind of house robber answers a ******* phone
jackyjoker 2
If he's stupid enough to pick up a phone while breaking into someone's house, you can almost guarantee that he'll tell you his name when you ask him through the phone. Did you ask?
PHANX0M 8
Maeby it was the cleaners.
BFlowing 21
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