Anonymous
United States
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
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Anonymous
Thanks mom
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Sleepy
Apo, United States
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
that one anon
San Diego, United States
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
xoccerplaya
United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
callerid
United States
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
taylor124
United States
Wish you were here
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
noway6000
United States
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Controlling
Today, even though I was very clear before I went on holiday that I was going completely zero contact to de-stress, my mother rang at least twice a day. When I stopped answering the phone, she found the direct number of the local police station in a foreign country and sent them to find me. FML
lonely
United States
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
Garza Garcia, Mexico
Bye then!
Today, while on holiday. I got a call to let me know my job will be gone away when I return. FML
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ClaireWinchester 17
If it was a robber they clearly aren't very smart
slooby_fml 25
"I will find you. And I will kill you."
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Comments (66)
hordriss 14
Maybe you misdialled? Unless of course you used your Mobile and called from your contacts list, in which case I'd be careful when you go home.
ruckus54321 5
AT&T home security
Rhian00 17
Stalker alert??
lollypop30001 19
Maybe the robber was lonely and was happy to have a phone call, like one of those forever alone guys
SwtCherryPie 26
And I would bet you had it plastered all over Facebook that you were going out of town, welcoming anyone to come in and know you would not be coming home.
HeartOfLead 24
This summer... Will Liam Neeson ever learn?! it's Taken 3.
lipun 8
there could b a fifty fifty probability of two things- 1. robbery 2. network glitch. better, call ur neighbors or cop.
BriannaMGK 15
First, make sure you dialed the right number, & if so, call the police!
Bernie1298 11
Okay now that is messed up
eddietuc 7
Who?