Miscellaneous: Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl....

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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dyingstart 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:37

At least she helped you.

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:49

She stopped to help you....might be a good way to start a conversation with her...

Comments

AntiChrist7 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:02

i think she said "hey clumsie"

soiree_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:12

You guys will probably end up married in some crazy twist of fate. I've seen way too many chick flicks :(

fuckthiscity 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:17

thatd be the best way to meet a potential relation. she already knows youre a dweeb.

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:29

GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK HOME.. please..?

my_fml_account 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:19

this doesnt have to be an FML at all, it could be the start of a clumsy love story if you played your cards right. I cant even say YDI :|

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:39

This is kinda cute, not an FML or anything. I mean, I'd be laughing too. This could be in a movie, if it hasn't already been done.

kitteh 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:40

Sleazebag gets owned itt

dancing_bear 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:44

This is only a problem if you didn't take advantage of it. She clearly found it endearing and you already knew she found you attractive, you should have used it to start a conversation with her.