Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
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lenabeana 8
Serves you right for searching someone else's browser history! Hahaha
emeraldisle 30
Never look through someone else's browser history. I learned my lesson the hard way too.
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Comments (66)
rockwrench 18
let anyone here without some kind of Internet pron sin cast the first stone. I know, shut the **** up.
CaptainBlack 18
So did you find the incest **** site you were looking for?
vorspiel 17
Rookie error on your dad's part. Always clear browser history after looking up ****! (Especially if it's weird and/or gross)
theawkwardhuman 13
You are from Texas
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
ever read/watch flowers in the attic?
mrkfrish 5
All you gotta do is turn the volume off. Then it's just regular ****. ?
Wakachulak 22
Unless it's twins
Vlen_fml 20
Twins get a pass because some cultures believe they're reincarnated lovers.
kloring1 15
YDI, everyone knows not to look through someone else's history
X_KassidyRose_X 12
.............run
ciammmm 11
Do you mean Game of Bones? Bahahahaha
VvSPECTERvV 8
Watch your back... If you know what I mean.