Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
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Top comments
YouCantBreakMe 9
To me it seems like you deserve it. How about him telling you he loves you first, then after awhile give him a *******?
WallyTheWombat 0
You're a man and you talk like that? Not all men are pigs. I tell my GF that I love her whenever we part ways because I never know if I'm gonna see her again. If something happens, I don't want the last thing I said to be "great ******* babe ;)"
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Comments (97)
CaptainPat 0
ydi. if that upsets you dump him and get a boyfriend that will actually love you.
fmlguy1234 0
u probably tell him u love him when you want him to eat you out
BeRealz 0
Grow some self-esteem/respect. You little ****.
anonyn_fml 0
dump
mtnairtom 0
aww that's so sweet.
bkcds 0
that's normal
izzie2899 6
and your problem is??????