By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML
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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.

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Beccabee 0

hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop

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SkoomaKi 27

Touch her ass and say "did you get saggier?". Slap of the face may occur.

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mpalmiter4717 8

OMG that's the funniest thing I've heard in a very long time. I'm going to have to use that one.

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aimeegoldberg 22

i dont know how to respond to this. on one hand its your fault, on the other hand she (thought she) was just being playful and funny, therefore probably didnt really mean what she said. dont take it too seriously OP

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Melodyrain 20

my boyfriend reacted the same way xD.

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Mad_Or_Nah 13

No shit,op your girlfriend is stupid cause fat coverd our entire body

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daemonsparta 16

start grabbing her fat, see how she likes it

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