Your girlfriend wants to touch you and that's an "FML"? Considering you're a fat ass, you should be thankful that a female would be willing to touch you. If you're going to be an ungrateful prick, then go back to touching yourself, fatty. Besides, the proper response to "so you don't want me to touch you at all?" is "No, I said don't touch my fat, but you can still touch my chubby." P.S. - You're an asshole.

c'mon now, she's hilarious. you're just overly sensitive.

LOL I would've laughed

you're a guy... thats what u get for saying "quit touching my fat" ... pretty faggy...

People on here are mean! Im sorry she said that to you. Hopefully she was just bein silly. Hope everything works out!

Yes, we are stinky meanie do-do heads.

hahaha aww. yeah, I think she was just being a smartass.

YDI for being fat.

go get some exercise fatty, if you really think this is an FML seriously, fat people need to stop complaining and just do something about it. Either that or be happy with their bodies and still not complain

haha well if she was just kidding, then thats funny.otherwisee thats pretty mean.