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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By showerpower - 21/01/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

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By AbFlab - 01/06/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By fmlfmboyfriendah - 13/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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You deserved it 19 881

By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 14:31

Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.

Beccabee 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 14:31

hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop

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jmlinden7 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:30

If you can't stay in shape, then YDI. Look on the bright side, I'm assuming you still have a girlfriend?

17Master 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:08

Dayum, put some ice on that BURN! I guess the best thing to do would be to try and lose the fat. It's mutually beneficial.

anonymous_user 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:49

haha u just got pwnd

gmoney423 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:30

Dude, you realize she was probably just trying to make a funny, right? YDI for being over-sensitive.

DingusLvl5 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:37

BURN!!! Do u want some ice for that BURN?

Guyoverhere 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 18:05

Agree with # 37

TibAtSchool 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:47

Calm down! I'm sure she was joking. :]

Nacirema20 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:16

LMAO!!!! haha... thats ****** up...!! FYL.... soo hilarious!!! lmao

Fentown_fml 4

Sunday 18 October 2009 1:44

How on earth is this an fml?

childofadelphia 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:55

So stop bitching that you're fat and do something about it.

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