Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
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Top comments
Idontgivedamn 0
He probably doesn't mean it to be mean, he's trying to be a funny in dumb/cute way.
gildedmuse 0
I am almost positive that saying things like, "I'd rather date a girl who was a little fatter" as if it's a negative is exactly the sort of thing that makes girls wonder, "Wait, am I fat?" constantly.
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Comments (164)
elledubb 0
and next time sing him I dont want no short dickman!
kemar7856 0
he wants u back in the kitchen
fruityrainbow86 0
haha that's a good one!
Thaddigans 0
haha that guys a beast.
ipwnallmen 10
that is so cute! i wouldve joined in and tried to beat his pipes with mine!
pwincess_fml 0
you only blow up your inflatable sex doll halfway, don't you? Guys like you disgust me.
spez86 0
haha that's great
jayjay777 0
Personally, I don't mind muffin tops, in fact, I find them very attractive. If your boyfriend is anything like me then maybe he meant it in a nice way. Or maybe he was just being playful. The point is don't take it so seriously.
babybubz 0
LOL ...aaaw. I actually think it's cute
transcedental 18
yeah, me too ;) not a FML
noshitsherlock 0
Awww.. that's actually cute, not an fml. It doesn't sound like he intended it in a mean way. That's actually funny and sweet. Don't worry about it, OP lol
Vitamin_C 0
well, do you know him or not?
transcedental 18
best comment ever xD
vampyre_girly 0
how is that sweet snickerdoodles? I in no way find that sweet