Kids, Neighbours and Noise: Living in perfect harmony

Living in perfect harmony

By Anonymous - 16/08/2026 22:00 - United States

Today, after hearing them stomp around all summer, my upstairs neighbor’s obnoxiously loud kids finally started school. Now I get to hear them get up at 6:30am and stomp around while they get ready. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 22 August 2026 1:33

Find somewhere to live where you can be on the top floor.

tiptoppc 19

Sunday 23 August 2026 16:44

Aim a speaker at the ceiling that plays a high pitched sound outside your hearing range. Run it till you go to bed. Do this every night. They’ll stop

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 22 August 2026 1:33

Find somewhere to live where you can be on the top floor.

tiptoppc 19

Sunday 23 August 2026 16:44

Aim a speaker at the ceiling that plays a high pitched sound outside your hearing range. Run it till you go to bed. Do this every night. They’ll stop

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