Miscellaneous: Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like... - FML

By layout - 05/06/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML

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Same thing different taste

Classy.

By pist off - 05/03/2018 19:00

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing off a hot air balloon. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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By Well okay then - 09/10/2016 17:12 - United States - Palmdale

Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML

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By Unlucky - 18/10/2018 23:00 - United States - Altoona

Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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Heavenly Shower

By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 21:59

Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML

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By hackling fellow - 10/03/2011 13:17

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML

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luvable_loozer 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

time to hire a new painting company.....

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:23

lmao haha golden shower

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Baaah_humbug 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:33

Fire them for sure. Thats extremely disrespectful not to mention disgusting.

Silent_Harmony 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:36

Your fired!!!!!!

YLIF 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:37

i guess the painter AND op pissed off in this FML

fortytwo 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:39

Wasn't it warm?

awdorable 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:40

LMAO #16 FYL, dude, FYL

fjgcjkj 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:44

L.ooooool

kvgf1484 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:45

yuck.

SonOfACracker 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:46

Ummmm....go grab some scissors I think you know where to go from there. I'm a guy and I totally would.

MadeInCanada 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:46

"Since it kept coming," huh? How much piss can people release at one time??

FPsLife 5

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:50

What's with people "laying out" while people are working on their roof?

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