By im_radd - United States
  Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML
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#24's comment is even more epic... not.
Srsly, you gotta stop with the retarded comments pretending like you're an announcer for some Spin the Wheel show. It's not even remotely funny.

  Boddmon  |  0

Thanks jackass but I was correcting the fact that the FML said "while waiting in room.." Perhaps if you had read the entire thread, you would have realized that Sirin had corrected it which is why i said thanks.


How is showing your Boyfriend a part of your body slutty? if there was no one around, who cares. and also. who cares of there is someone around. I don't understand why people are freaked out about other peoples bodies. as if they've never seen a penis/boobs/vagina/ass. your born naked and most of the time you grow up naked... People can see animal penis, or boobs, or asses with out flinching or freaking out. but nooooo if we see the body of our own species its suddenly the most horrifying thing ever. I'm not saying everyone should walk around naked. but god damn If you see someone's "inappropriate" body parts that everyone has seen/has.. don't freak out .. Rant over. Good day sir/madam

By  Sage1314  |  4

It sounds as though you're trying to speak English but haven't quite mastered it.. "I was waiting in room, with iPhone, boyfriend" - doesn't really make much sense. I weep tears of vodka for you.

  WhoopteDo  |  26

Are you kidding me? A girl in a hoodie that is a bit too big for them and just panties snuggling up on the couch and watching a movie.. it doesn't get better than that.