By im_radd - 21/01/2010 07:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 766
You deserved it 47 136

Same thing different taste

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Into self harm? Theres an app for that.

Apparently you never learned the difference between sexy and slutty.

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iPhone is a lightweight phone. Try this with the Droid, or with one of the old school Nokia communicators and you'll learn that hitting yourself with an iPhone is not that painful.

urlifesfked 0

lmao @ #1 .. FYL to all of those that read FML's to judge ppl and try to correct grammar bs this is not school... this site is to have fun and make fun of other ppl misery or even ur own FYL

Grammar is not something only used in school. Idiot.

maybe its not JUST for school but theres no point to it here. the only time grammar perfection comes into play is if the FML is so horribly written as to be illegible, otherwise stfu and deal with it

Haha that's just stupid.... but what can you expect from someone who goes to a chiropractor???

What's wrong with people who go to chiropractors? 

The fact that chiropractors don't seem to know what evidence based medicine is and their treatments don't offer any valid medical treatment. In fact, you are at harm from going to a chiropractor. I'm a medical student and I've seen the negative consequences of chiropractic treatment with my own eyes, and have heard numerous other horror stories from other doctors and professors. People may say that chiropractors work, but there still remains no valid EBM for the treatment. And to be honest, it is utterly ridiculous and highly dangerous that spinal manipulation (especially high-neck manipulaton) be used to treat a variety of health problems such as ear infections, GI tract problems and MS, and the thought that have a beneficial effect on the health of organs. Unfortunately many people fall for the promises that chiropractors give, either out of naivety or just plain stupidity.

But I'm not going to get into a huge argument about it. I dislike chiropractors and their methods as I consider them to be dangerous, and that's the end of what I'm going to say about that. But arguing about chiropractors and their methods isn't the point of this site... It's kinda off track anyway. IMHO, going to a chiropractor = silly mistake, and flashing your boyfriend because you don't know the difference between slutty and sexy = silly mistake. Basically OP = silly. So yeah.... not really going to respond to any people that want an argument :)

ellabella00 0

I logged on for the sole purpose of trying to warn people about the dangers of chiropractors! I'm glad that someone did that for me already. :)

#32 is full of himself. Most doctors nowadays are basically prescription writing machines. Modern medicine has been reduced to doctors taking payouts from drug companies to ensure they prescribe as many drugs as possible. Its not about the patient, its not about treating the causes of the illness, its about making money by treating the symptoms with overpriced drugs.

Here's something else to ponder. Ideally, which drug would a drug company want to produce for a chronic illness? 1. A drug which cures the illness and the symptoms. 2. A drug which "cures" the illness and the symptoms, so long as the drug is continuously taken. Any drug company would say #2. They are heartless corporations driven by some of the worst desires in humanity, but epitomized by greed.

it is while in the waiting room number 5. as it is called the waiting room. well at least it is in England you strange person.

Even though I'm a girl and not into girls I pressed YDI and FYL. YDI because when flashing - do it right, FYL at least you're not a boring girlfriend

What's the point of pressing both? Pick one or don't vote!

lately, it seems like there's more "i'm stupid"-days then"**** my life"-days

Mike_H0ck 1

Where can i find i girl like this? I love boobies.. not to mention, fat lips could be a good thing too.. win win if you ask me

OP, if you are going to flash someone do it right. Otherwise, you are just a clumsy moron.

YDI for believing in chiropractic. quack quack!