Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML
Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Everyone will thinks it's funny :D Except for you :)
Donthavekids 0
Is your cat a tiger?
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Comments (89)
Mers 0
Poor cat
TJ10 0
lmfao ur roomates have a great sense of humor
purplepandaz 0
it's called giant spiders in their beds!!! XD
sabrinaFML 0
Sorry, but i bet ur cat was laughing 3 >< as hard as mee LMFAAOOOO
KRiddle 15
That poor, poor kitty!
pregnantpianist 2
Ouch. Get them back. Snakes are always a nice touch. Or bees.
kvbdobbs 0
Lol! You gotta admit, it is kinda funny...you know, if you forget the whole stitches and hospital aspect. Poor cat :/
hallibelle 4
I thought a wet pussy was always good... Well except for that case!
rosesong2494 3
I will NEVER understand why some people think playing cruel pranks on people is funny. That was cruel not only to the poor cat who was probably scared to death, but also to you! Not only are stitches and doctor's visits expensive, but you have to live with the physical pain of the lacerations on your body until they properly heal – not fun. I certainly hope you weren't scratched anywhere on your genitalia or any sensitive spots elsewhere. Then it would doubly suck. Also, I apologize for having such fucktards for roommates.
ryebread94 9
your roommates must hate you >.