Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML
Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Everyone will thinks it's funny :D Except for you :)
Donthavekids 0
Is your cat a tiger?
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Comments (89)
kittyprincess319 0
The poor cat!! (And you!) :(
666midnight 0
WIN!!!!!
_HollieWould 0
lmao that really sucks for you! but pretty friggin hilarious for the rest of us xD
iFruit 0
I hope your roomates will be writing fmls about their injuries after you're done with them.
Pan22 0
LMAO Almost as good as the fml
archfreak529 0
classic! oldest one in the book.
losergirl 0
It does sound really funny. Just kind of painful at the same time.
BurpusMe 0
FYCL... poor kitty. Get the bastards back!!
the_question_mar 0
I know, such a shame. The poor little monster will probably have to be put down from the trauma. Do it, and the rest of us, a favor; put it out of its horrible misery.
Amkii 0
:( Poor cat. Your roommates are ******* for doing that to your cat... and you. Next time, de-claw your cat's front paws.
stepinkanie 0
Um, no. Declawing a cat is an absolutely horrible thing to do.
paperfox_fml 0
#26, go google declawing. Please, for the sake of mutilated cats all over the US, do it. If you're too ******* lazy, I'll save you a bit of effort and highlight the key point for you: it's such a cruel procedure that many countries have outlawed it.
artiststatement 21
Oh wow, I didn't realize that it was actually outlawed in some countries. That's pretty intense. I did however know that having a cat declawed is equivalent to cutting off the whole top third of a finger on a human. Blech. There's this other procedure that vets can do for you that prevents cats from extending their claws. So they'd still have them, but they wouldn't be able to use them ever. And cats feel little to no pain from it. Cat owners that have had it done have said that upon bringing their cats home, they expected them to be tired and not want to move, but being just as playful as before.
kyle4321 0
THERE'S A ******* TIGER IN THE BATHROOM!