Pikachu Fail By FML Videos - 06/11/2018 12:30 - United States - New York Pokémon GO got weird... I agree, your life sucks 254 You deserved it 93 Share Tweet Share
Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 581 You deserved it 9 960
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML I agree, your life sucks 707 You deserved it 166
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 613 You deserved it 1 020
Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He strongly believes in "first impressions." FML I agree, your life sucks 44 352 You deserved it 6 756
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 782 You deserved it 4 847
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML I agree, your life sucks 33 302 You deserved it 8 205
Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 975 You deserved it 2 581
Today, my manager came in and said, "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said, "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who'd left the room. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 720 You deserved it 48 431