By GnarCarBar - 12/09/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML
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theunwiseone 4
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Catch them and tie a little rope around their legs and u can eventually train them to love u, maybe.

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gazzdogs 5
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wow damn I wish I was cool enough to be first!

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CherryBomb511 3
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You fail at life my friend.

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thesiwel 0
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Yeah I couldn't help it

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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Jealousy is just pouring out of me. Congratulations though! For the time that you get to stay up there at least. :D

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Ruler3000 17
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Do you feel accomplished? Kiss your comment goodbai!

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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Don't think she needs a shower. Last thing they need to do is stay inside their house.

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CherryBomb511 3
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She could also eliminate the source of the flies...just a thought.

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indielove 13
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It won't be long before they decide that they don't want to touch you anymore.

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enonymous 8
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19 - I agree how long before she nags them to death

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rexgar2000 10
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pretty pathetic that she finds pleated on that.

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larry12693 1
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I think op just figured out why he hasn't been touched in so long

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netherflame 0
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There's a fetish for that.

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WadeWilson_fml 6
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That.. is rather sad.

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michi23 0
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Seriously, he needs some friends.

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TorturedXeno 27

I'd say a significant other, some fly netting, and possibly a shower are in order.

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leadman1989 15
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You look a little like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. :P

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theunwiseone 4
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Catch them and tie a little rope around their legs and u can eventually train them to love u, maybe.

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thejedi08 10
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YDI for smelling like trash!

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Scar_loves_you 0
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And you Deserve me calling you a douche.

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mike410 0
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I bet your used to flys bro, you look like a hobo

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FLASH7221 0
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What does YDI MEAN

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perdix 29
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Enjoy it while you can. In a generation or two, the flies are going to evolve and decide that you are gross and untouchable, just like the human race already has.

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hayleyjames 0
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That's disgusting, clean your house how can you have that many flies in your house that they tickle you when they land

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