FML : Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on...

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By GnarCarBar / Monday 12 September 2011 23:03 / United States

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By CherryBomb511 | 3

#3281833 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:04

Shower son.

By theunwiseone | 4

#3281901 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:11

Catch them and tie a little rope around their legs and u can eventually train them to love u, maybe.

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By thesiwel | 0

#3281825 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:03

First

gazzdogs | 5

#3281841 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:05

wow damn I wish I was cool enough to be first!

CherryBomb511 | 3

#3281850 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:06

You fail at life my friend.

thesiwel | 0

#3281852 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:06

Yeah I couldn't help it

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3281868 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:07

Jealousy is just pouring out of me.
Congratulations though! For the time that you get to stay up there at least. :D

Ruler3000 | 17

#3281870 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:07

Do you feel accomplished?
Kiss your comment goodbai!

By CherryBomb511 | 3

#3281833 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:04

Shower son.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3281884 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:09

Don't think she needs a shower. Last thing they need to do is stay inside their house.

CherryBomb511 | 3

#3281918 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:13

She could also eliminate the source of the flies...just a thought.

indielove | 13

#3281951 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:21

It won't be long before they decide that they don't want to touch you anymore.

enonymous | 8

#3282050 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:48

19 - I agree how long before she nags them to death

rexgar2000 | 10

#3282330 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:07

pretty pathetic that she finds pleated on that.

ShayDeeBayBe | 0

#3286862 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:51

Lmaoooo

larry12693 | 0

#3287033 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 8:36

I think op just figured out why he hasn't been touched in so long

By Cashtangoteam | 10

#3281836 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:04

That's hot

netherflame | 0

#3284761 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:33

There's a fetish for that.

By WadeWilson_fml | 6

#3281846 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:05

That.. is rather sad.

michi23 | 0

#3286249 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:49

Seriously, he needs some friends.

By TorturedXeno | 27

#3281893 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:10

I'd say a significant other, some fly netting, and possibly a shower are in order.

leadman1989 | 15

#3282027 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:40

You look a little like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite.

:P

By theunwiseone | 4

#3281901 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:11

Catch them and tie a little rope around their legs and u can eventually train them to love u, maybe.

By thejedi08 | 10

#3281907 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:11

YDI for smelling like trash!

Scar_loves_you | 0

#3282500 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:56

And you Deserve me calling you a douche.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3282754 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 14:16

YDI for looking like trash. The flies should be circling you.

mike410 | 0

#3283324 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 17:09

I bet your used to flys bro, you look like a hobo

FLASH7221 | 0

#3295705 - Friday 16 September 2011 0:40

What does YDI MEAN

By perdix | 29

#3281923 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:14

Enjoy it while you can. In a generation or two, the flies are going to evolve and decide that you are gross and untouchable, just like the human race already has.