By GnarCarBar - 12/09/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 743
You deserved it 4 649

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Catch them and tie a little rope around their legs and u can eventually train them to love u, maybe.

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wow damn I wish I was cool enough to be first!

You fail at life my friend.

Yeah I couldn't help it

Jealousy is just pouring out of me. Congratulations though! For the time that you get to stay up there at least. :D

Do you feel accomplished? Kiss your comment goodbai!

Don't think she needs a shower. Last thing they need to do is stay inside their house.

She could also eliminate the source of the flies...just a thought.

It won't be long before they decide that they don't want to touch you anymore.

19 - I agree how long before she nags them to death

pretty pathetic that she finds pleated on that.

I think op just figured out why he hasn't been touched in so long

There's a fetish for that.

That.. is rather sad.

Seriously, he needs some friends.

TorturedXeno 27

I'd say a significant other, some fly netting, and possibly a shower are in order.

You look a little like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. :P

Catch them and tie a little rope around their legs and u can eventually train them to love u, maybe.

YDI for smelling like trash!

And you Deserve me calling you a douche.

I bet your used to flys bro, you look like a hobo

What does YDI MEAN

Enjoy it while you can. In a generation or two, the flies are going to evolve and decide that you are gross and untouchable, just like the human race already has.

That's disgusting, clean your house how can you have that many flies in your house that they tickle you when they land