Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML
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CherryBomb511
| 3
Shower son.
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theunwiseone
| 4
Catch them and tie a little rope around their legs and u can eventually train them to love u, maybe.
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thesiwel
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First
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gazzdogs
| 5
wow damn I wish I was cool enough to be first!
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CherryBomb511
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You fail at life my friend.
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thesiwel
| 0
Yeah I couldn't help it
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Jealousy is just pouring out of me.
Congratulations though! For the time that you get to stay up there at least. :D
Congratulations though! For the time that you get to stay up there at least. :D
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Ruler3000
| 17
Do you feel accomplished?
Kiss your comment goodbai!
Kiss your comment goodbai!
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CherryBomb511
| 3
Shower son.
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StoryOfTheYear
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Don't think she needs a shower. Last thing they need to do is stay inside their house.
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CherryBomb511
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She could also eliminate the source of the flies...just a thought.
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indielove
| 13
It won't be long before they decide that they don't want to touch you anymore.
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enonymous
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19 - I agree how long before she nags them to death
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rexgar2000
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pretty pathetic that she finds pleated on that.
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ShayDeeBayBe
| 0
Lmaoooo
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larry12693
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I think op just figured out why he hasn't been touched in so long
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Cashtangoteam
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That's hot
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netherflame
| 0
There's a fetish for that.
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WadeWilson_fml
| 6
That.. is rather sad.
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michi23
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Seriously, he needs some friends.
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TorturedXeno
| 27
I'd say a significant other, some fly netting, and possibly a shower are in order.
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leadman1989
| 15
You look a little like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite.
:P
:P
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theunwiseone
| 4
Catch them and tie a little rope around their legs and u can eventually train them to love u, maybe.
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thejedi08
| 10
YDI for smelling like trash!
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Scar_loves_you
| 0
And you Deserve me calling you a douche.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
YDI for looking like trash. The flies should be circling you.
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mike410
| 0
I bet your used to flys bro, you look like a hobo
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FLASH7221
| 0
What does YDI MEAN
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perdix
| 29
Enjoy it while you can. In a generation or two, the flies are going to evolve and decide that you are gross and untouchable, just like the human race already has.
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hayleyjames
| 0
That's disgusting, clean your house how can you have that many flies in your house that they tickle you when they land
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
Imagine a beehive!
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stephan18
| 23
No.