Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
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PleaseStayChill 9
Shave your head, grow out your 'stache, and embrace your masculinity.
teague95 16
tell him "nah ain't me, but ill whip both these *******"
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Comments (118)
Brandon2916 9
So....did you win??
mazzera_fml 7
Maybe one of those guys looked like a girl?
thepooburgler 2
Call the principal out for sexual harassment.
oped01 8
May be time for a makeover
Covy 3
I'm guessing you're emo
SeeNote 1
This guy sounds "real smart" hes just looking for someone to blame it on
AgaveLoco 5
You need socks inside your bra
sammisweets93 12
Maybe it's time to get more in touch with your feminine side.
PunkySpunky78 15
I know how you feel since I get the same shit because I have hairy arms and I wear tee shirt and jeans and yet I have a 34 ddd boobs
saifee 0
ouch