Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
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PleaseStayChill 9
Shave your head, grow out your 'stache, and embrace your masculinity.
teague95 16
tell him "nah ain't me, but ill whip both these *******"
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Comments (118)
samasara 20
Well tell him he's wrong. Not a big deal..
greatdanen 6
sure you are butch
Skyliiine_fml 0
Diiiiiiiiiiikkkeeeee
Denomic 9
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babalooisbabaloo 5
Sounds like the beginning of a porno. "If you don't believe that I'm a girl then I guess I'll just have to show you..." ;)
Tuffay 14
Leroy Jethro Gibbs, he is Not!
amaya27 2
dam that must have made for a bad day. hope it gets better.
Yorih 19
I presume you have a uni-sexual name OP? It'd be awkward more so if your name is feminine Principal: 'so, Betty, apparently someone saw two boys fighting, one of whom look a lot like you... Oh, wait...'
ninjacow123 6
I watched the fight. I go to your school haha
yenidewi 11
hahhahahahaha ...