Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
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Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
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PleaseStayChill 9
Shave your head, grow out your 'stache, and embrace your masculinity.
teague95 16
tell him "nah ain't me, but ill whip both these *******"
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Comments (118)
viper_dlh04 1
Cat fights are always the best/worse.
KM96 24
That is sooo rude! What a jerk! >:(
Jessy713 6
Maybe you look masculine from an angle :)
dabeast15 7
That Is extremely rude of him
Sally2dicks21 8
you need a Makeover! c:
Rukkus92 16
Some guys do have long hair and some girls have short hair so I can see how he could have made that mistake. Also the surveillance footage was probably not too clear, so I wouldn't worry about it too much OP. Hey, at least people may think twice about being rude to you in school.
RedPillSucks 33
whip it out an prove him wrong, or right as the case may be.
2012Monster2012 0
I don't believe This cause what kind of a person would mistake you like that
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Looks like the principal doesn't know their students as much as they should.
doglover100 29
That sucks.