Miscellaneous: Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me...

By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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Crossed purposes

By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

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Leave me alone

By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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beerab 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

That's just MEAN on your part.

mardigrasqueen 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.

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william0090 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:36

really?? just because he's homeless makes him a scumbag??? you should go kill yourself.

Horurerukul 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:36

You're an idiot. YDI

aback 4

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:36

You probably think it's a real hoot to tease chained dogs, too, right? Surprise--homeless people don't *have* to be nice and polite. Dumbass.

Horurerukul 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:38

You're an asshole Hope it gets infected.

gelatinskeleton 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:39

YDI for being a complete asshole. I would have stabbed you too.

oloie 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:41

you were a total bitch

minette08 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:41

you are an asshole. i hope he stabbed you more than once. too bad there isn't actually lead in the pencils you dick

07_MKV 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:42

YDI for sure! your a ******* DICK!!!!

lifesamusical 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:42

I was really hoping it would say "knife" or "shard of broken glass" instead of pencil. You deserved it for being such a douchebag.

The_Cait 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:44

It's one thing to simply not give money to homeless people on the street, but I kind of hope you get stabbed randomly at another time in your life for being such an obviously horrible person. Okay...I don't really want anyone to get stabbed again...but if anyone deserves it, it's probably you.