speaking of which, what kind of douchebag takes advantage of someone who obviously can't communicate very well??

That's when you dial it too...

This made me think of Impractical Jokers. 'SHUT YOUR FACE, GRANDMA!'

Who ARE you, Herman Cain?!

Hiel Dickler

"I annoy kids" in Spanish is "Yo molesto niños." It's just one false cognate that can horrify native English-speakers if not understood.

Do you have some magical number for the age that they're supposed to stop?

69

#4- OP said he was middle aged, not on death's door. I'm middle aged and think I look pretty dang good. Am I now banned from chatting people up because I'm no longer in my twenties?

Aw crap! When did 32 become middle age? I'm buried under the damn hill.

I mean, he didn't try to touch Op. He said his apartment was around the corner, Op is the one who nodded and went along with it. She was giving all the signs that she was interested in him. How is he "ew" when Op was the one who made the mistake?

I don't think 32 is commonly considered middle aged. That cracks me up. When will you be calling yourself old? 42?

I'm pretty sure this guy is being sarcastic... I honestly can't believe you all took him seriously

I don't think that was sarcasm...

Hate it when that happens.

Yeah, she prolly missed out on a chance with a great guy bc of it... keep asking dudes if their pensions are nearby, OP. You'll get laid after all.

Or maybe be saddened by it... *damn. Even old prunes wont hit on me*

Actually, he did try. She just didn't know.

Actually, most Germans will just use 'stewardess' or 'Flugbegleiter/in' (flight companion). No one in Germany will be offended or confused by the word stewardess since we do use it ourselves, and no one in their right mind will translate it to mean 'Saftschubse' or juice pusher. Unless they WANT to offend the stewardess, of course.

Exactly.