Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
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Weetart
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Look on the bright side now you can be the ball of the party.
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sterlingarcher
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be more careful next time :)
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glbracer
| 0
ouch.
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imacreeper
| 3
when in doubt, dance it out! you've already got the disco ball:)
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unvmesucka
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Atleast you have both your legs
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imacreeper
| 3
your picture inspires me and goes very well with your comment.
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llCHR15ll
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should've stayed in the kitchen.
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nyrangers1022
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how can u not see the bottle
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knightsfb
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op that's why you search the lawn for sticks and objects, including glass bottles, before you start mowing your lawn
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canttouchthis90
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oh you fancy huh
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dolphincheddar
| 10
don't mow the lawn drunk? there's always a beer bottle close by in those situations
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Keffin
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gotta get footloose?
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hollaythetiger
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i ran over part of a pinetree with my lawnmower it wasnt good
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juicedboi
| 7
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive!
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Prankster7o7
| 5
Don't know about you, but I usually pick trash up if there's any before I mow the lawn, what's your excuse?
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sterlingarcher
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be more careful next time :)
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cgchamp89
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Yeah, those glass bottles though... they jump right out at cha!
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TheresNoEffingwa
| 7
YIKES...there shouldn't be a next time brah
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Igor_g5
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Why does this have so many (any, for that matter) negative votes?
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super_ella21
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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NYC_Yoshi
| 3
you're really not even supposed to mow over sticks. what make you think glass is ok?
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Monikabug
| 9
I'm not sure how one could overlook an entire glass bottle in their backyard while mowing it. The OP obviously deserves it for not paying attention during their chore. People get killed that way.
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instnt1nfction
| 17
well thank you mister obvious
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enonymous
| 8
My lawn mower recycles my bottles cans paper and branches. it's the actual lawn part that doesn't work so well
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ReynshineCutting
| 10
If the grass was tall they wouldn't have been able to see it. Where I am we've been getting a ton of rain so the grass got pretty tall in just a week. We wouldn't have been able to see a bottle.
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Redneck42
| 0
well don't you feel special 29
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hammerfall26
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it's nice to see some people actually think! bravo for not being an ignorant prick.
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anakaren_831
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wow, you have no job now since your lawnmower is broken.
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Cmliedtke
| 0
Who said anything about it being broken..?
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ChocolateMoses
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also... who said anything about a job..?
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cloudy01
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I think it was a joke...
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hthelittleone
| 10
nice joke dipshit.
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HubertPL
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blondes...
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cgchamp89
| 7
First off, she's like 16. Second, she looks kinda brunette but you can't tell in her picture. Third, I thought it was a good joke...
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DavLynn
| 4
Uh I'm not even 16 and I don't say things that don't make sense.. why does that count as an excuse?
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cgchamp89
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77, you have no business being on the Internet... you most likely can't even drive a vehicle legally. I listed 3 incase you didn't like one or two of the reasons.
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anakaren_831
| 1
why do people assume I'm blonde? I'm Mexican pendejos!
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brozorz
| 0
dont call everyone an asshole
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xoCOURTNIEox
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ouchh..that sucks :/
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imnotonaboat
| 0
slut
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phatdaddy62
| 23
hey gayboy, why you call her a slut?
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phatdaddy62
| 23
oops, you got modded while I commented.
ha ha!
ha ha!
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alyslove
| 5
you might be a redneck if.....
you mow your lawn and find empty bottles buried in the grass.(;
you mow your lawn and find empty bottles buried in the grass.(;
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smexymanss
| 0
hey honey can I have your number
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Nikkuhhplz
| 0
damn ur hot!!!
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Pehhz
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Nice boobs.
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Weetart
| 8
Look on the bright side now you can be the ball of the party.
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ritbbehindu
| 0
I see what you did there^
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ugliness
| 6
.... why was the bottle in your garden anyway? I would say ydi but I've had multiple shards of glass attached to my back a month ago so I kind of know how you feel, fyl
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thebestof1984
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That's why you should wear long pants when mowing the lawn!.....
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sourgirl101
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I agree. Also wear protective glasses and good shoes too. I know someone that's missing three toes because they mowed the grass wearing flip flops. 0:
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hammerfall26
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I get what your saying but I doubt a thin layer of fabric or a pair of tennis shoes would stop sharp shards of glass being hurled at your legs or a sharp mower blade from lopping off or severely damaging your shoe covered foot. just sayin
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rooneyroo
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A "thin" layer of denim is actually very protective against flying debris. When mowing or using a weed whacker, I always wear long pants, long sleeves, safety goggles, and boots. Moreso when I'm using the weed whacker. That thing picks up pebbles and sends them flying. A particle mask is good too, since the pollen and dust irritant my respiratory system.
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Vampgirl202
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Nerd^_^
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LittleMissBroken
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glass shards in your legs build character! man up!
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Britsalmostlegal
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I'm in love with your picture. It really makes your comment so much more meaningful. :D