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ouch.
Atleast you have both your legs
should've stayed in the kitchen.
how can u not see the bottle
op that's why you search the lawn for sticks and objects, including glass bottles, before you start mowing your lawn
don't mow the lawn drunk? there's always a beer bottle close by in those situations
gotta get footloose?
i ran over part of a pinetree with my lawnmower it wasnt good
be more careful next time :)
Yeah, those glass bottles though... they jump right out at cha!
YIKES...there shouldn't be a next time brah
you're really not even supposed to mow over sticks. what make you think glass is ok?
well thank you mister obvious
Who said anything about it being broken..?
also... who said anything about a job..?
blondes...
First off, she's like 16. Second, she looks kinda brunette but you can't tell in her picture. Third, I thought it was a good joke...
Uh I'm not even 16 and I don't say things that don't make sense.. why does that count as an excuse?
77, you have no business being on the Internet... you most likely can't even drive a vehicle legally. I listed 3 incase you didn't like one or two of the reasons.
dont call everyone an asshole
****
hey gayboy, why you call her a ****?
oops, you got modded while I commented. ha ha!
you might be a redneck if..... you mow your lawn and find empty bottles buried in the grass.(;
Nice boobs.
I see what you did there^
.... why was the bottle in your garden anyway? I would say ydi but I've had multiple shards of glass attached to my back a month ago so I kind of know how you feel, fyl
A "thin" layer of denim is actually very protective against flying debris. When mowing or using a weed whacker, I always wear long pants, long sleeves, safety goggles, and boots. Moreso when I'm using the weed whacker. That thing picks up pebbles and sends them flying. A particle mask is good too, since the pollen and dust irritant my respiratory system.
I'm in love with your picture. It really makes your comment so much more meaningful. :D
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