Love: Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 17:57 - Norway - Haugesund

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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By billjoebob424 - 07/02/2020 01:00 - Canada

Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 14:03 - United States - Charlotte

Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By altocrm - 24/10/2010 04:11 - France

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 23:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2019 06:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML

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By gassygirlfriend - 10/05/2015 08:40 - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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joshiepo0 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:17

Massage her before sex.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 January 2013 4:09

Remotely intelligent?

Comments

gnas_fml 4

Sunday 13 January 2013 17:21

im a trained masaage therapist, i actually give my girlfriend a back massage during sex sometimes. its really easy ro do in a sitting position with her facing you

anbrick 6

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:30

How is this bad for you, OP? She's the one who has to deal with your inadequacies. Pay more attention to what she likes. Learn some new tricks or something.

LifelessStars 22

Monday 14 January 2013 0:39

Just take the compliment and forget about what she said

xeka 10

Monday 14 January 2013 0:44

Your next reply "If only i gave more then 0 *****..." ;)

LegendaryJacob7 7

Monday 14 January 2013 10:25

That's harsh.

drcynic 4

Monday 14 January 2013 18:20

Well, at least you're getting some

mikester21 1

Tuesday 15 January 2013 0:48

At least you are *******!

Derpylicious 3

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:57

Communication is key. Ask her what gets her off, and do that. Also, work on your technique for good measure. If it's still not good enough after that, leave her and go find someone you can satisfy, as she cannot be pleased and is not worth the trouble.