By . - 05/08/2016 16:57 - Germany - Neuwied

Today, I had to hide some Oreos inside my bra to motivate my husband to get close to me. FML
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Oreos and tits? Doesn't get much better than that

Well, Oreos go breast with milk! ;D

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Oreos and tits? Doesn't get much better than that

Level.... of motivation ?

Well, Oreos go breast with milk! ;D

Lol I'm not going to lie I had to read that again to get it. Nice pun btw!

Food is a good bribe for anything

Have him lick the cream off you

I know how it feels. I'm not sure pesos oreos will work for me at this point in our marriage :(

maybe try communicating.

Having an Oreo that was dipped in breasts is better than an Oreo dipped in milk, though they are very similar.

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Mmmmmm Oreos

Mmmmmm breastst!!!

Isn't that uncomfortable? Why not lose the bra and cover yourself with whip cream

This dude knows what's up.

I'm uncomfortable thinking about all those crumbs!

Use it. It's OK to use food and objects to spicen up your sex appeal.