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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 23:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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That's nice

By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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Lower your expectations

By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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Classy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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dimerneckel 22

Tuesday 7 October 2014 16:03

He doesn't want to marry you in the middle of such an amazing massage, that's all

JMichael 25

Tuesday 7 October 2014 16:04

A friend of mine gave me a massage a couple weeks ago. It was so good and relaxing that I told her if she married me I'd spoil her just for a massage every day.

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swampbaby985 30

Tuesday 7 October 2014 16:02

Did you?

tashb 17

Tuesday 7 October 2014 19:26

My best friend told me he was having sex with this girl once... The feeling was so amazing and intense he started debating on whether he was ready to be a father or not. You can't trust men when they're being pleasured! P.s. He hates being in a relationship and is now a father.

inseenglish 9

Tuesday 7 October 2014 22:10

have you tried to hit that spot again ?

dimerneckel 22

Tuesday 7 October 2014 16:03

He doesn't want to marry you in the middle of such an amazing massage, that's all

doctorhook86 24

Wednesday 8 October 2014 14:13

#2: Fortunately for the OP's bf, it usually takes some time to arrange a justice of the peace and a marriage license.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 7 October 2014 16:04

A friend of mine gave me a massage a couple weeks ago. It was so good and relaxing that I told her if she married me I'd spoil her just for a massage every day.

schwaka 17

Tuesday 7 October 2014 21:03

I know, right? I don't know how he has resisted marrying op! If I had a woman like that I'd marry her right after the massage.

diego_1785 3

Tuesday 7 October 2014 16:05

Well... At least he loves you!

sayyestothedress 24

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:26

Use that spot to your advantage

devildog562 33

Tuesday 7 October 2014 16:05

Well that's one way to rub one out.

sexual_girl 15

Tuesday 7 October 2014 16:05

If a guy ever says "I love you" or "will you marry me" during pleasurable things (e.g., a massage or sex), it shouldn't be taken seriously. The heat of the moment can lead people to say things they didn't necessarily mean.

ZoroMiHawk 25

Tuesday 7 October 2014 16:10

Quite the opposite actually. If you've ever had sex with someone you love and you're enjoying it, you'll most likely mention that you love her or him.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 7 October 2014 18:26

I don't know why #6 is getting thumbed down. I've always heard the same thing. I understand it might not be the case for everyone's situation but if the FIRST time a guy says "I love you" is when he's getting pleasured? I would question its sincerity.

AngelMaria_fml 3

Tuesday 7 October 2014 18:30

theyve been going out for YEARS. So it's not their first time. That's why #6 is getting thumbs down. Read the FML properly.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 7 October 2014 18:49

Talking about marriage is not him actually proposing. He did not mean it. He only did it the heat of the moment and then reneged. Sounds like #6 was dead on.

SALUSIA 10

Tuesday 7 October 2014 19:11

This makes me wonder how many times you have been rejected

ZoroMiHawk 25

Tuesday 7 October 2014 16:07

He might not have meant to say it out loud, but if he was embarrassed at saying it out loud it's most likely because he actually does want to marry you sometime in the future :).