Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML
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Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
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qzamml 0
wow my mouse double clicks sorry. i meant to say...uhh you probably shouldn't let anyone sit there...they might stick to the backseat.. =O
comfydragon 0
More like she put out for overtime.
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jgriff3111 0
well maybe next time you let her borrow your car for overtime get in to the back of the car so when she and he hops in the back you can have a surprise party for them
TrollHunter 0
in soviet Russia overtime puts in for you!
u_no_u_want_me 0
how do I add a profile picture from my iPod
TrollHunter 0
u can't go on computer and add pic
u_no_u_want_me 0
nope I can't
bordercolliemom 0
why can't you just give them back and see what she says?
u_no_u_want_me 0
stupid 108
Bizzatch 0
hmm maybe she was doing laundry... is your mom that promiscuous?
sky890714 0
Sorry for your dad
jenniferneverlov 0
get a life!
blacknazi818 0
damn foo let me get ur moms didits
nessalujin 0
Looks like yo momma got some.