Transportation: Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in...

By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 23:00 - United States

Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML

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By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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Technically, that's stealing

By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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qzamml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 2:02

wow my mouse double clicks sorry. i meant to say...uhh you probably shouldn't let anyone sit there...they might stick to the backseat.. =O

comfydragon 0

Friday 12 March 2010 2:23

More like she put out for overtime.

Comments

Mx_Rider 6

Friday 12 March 2010 7:01

MILF FTW. :D

Big_Al120 0

Friday 12 March 2010 8:02

why does everyone keep saying "his", "he", "son". clear as day it says at the bottom the OP is a woman. and mothers and daughters know their underwear apart very well

chutia 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:08

may be she pooped in the panty and removed it in the car .. check if there are poop remains in it...

cassie823 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:30

@39 she could have been doing her dad in the backseat too. That's a possibility right?

cassie823 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:42

Those are actually mine... You weren't supposed to find out this way....

katmandont 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:54

LOL #156

DynamicDave 11

Friday 12 March 2010 10:38

I'd say she put OUT for overtime!

aback 4

Friday 12 March 2010 13:40

Hand her a can of Armor All and tell her to get to it.

okieraider71 4

Friday 12 March 2010 14:58

OP--Do you want to get even? Mail them to her with no sender marked. Put a note in the package that says "I know what you did". She will worry for weeks!

confucious 0

Friday 12 March 2010 17:05

thong?

blastvortex 3

Friday 12 March 2010 18:43

Hey, you lent her your car, so she probably owes you a favor (presuming it's really "yours"). Present her with her underwear and remind her that the favor she owes you is worth a lot more now. Afterward, you can decide if you want to sneakily tell your father about her behind her back — just make sure she doesn't catch you when and if you do.