Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I moved cities to live with the man whose baby I gave birth to two weeks ago. I found a bra that doesn’t belong to me in the dirty laundry hamper. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
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Top comments
alexandraa_fml 0
Tsk tsk, jumped to conclusions too quickly.
shamille 5
are you proud of your son? your husband is.
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Comments (192)
cam007_fml 0
You're a failure as a parent if you have failed to notice your son has a girlfriend... or having sex. There are signs.
Kimi_kobayashi 0
Yeah but some parents actually have lives of their own, instead of poking their noses into their children's business and looking out for "signs". I've had boyfriends which my mom never knew about at all. Sometimes parents can be really intrusive and embarrassing when it comes to relationships, it is often easier to keep it from them until you feel comfortable telling them.
cam007_fml 0
My current girl friend's mom knew we were doing the nasty before I did.
g3rusz 6
Methinks we've just read the reason why his son has done everything to keep her in secret.
MadaZer0 8
Yeah....
darkmis1 18
YDI for not giving him a chance to explain.
camopantsSUCK 0
sounds like that kid is gettin some action(:
razz122 5
When you assume you make an ass out of u and me.
NewJoisey 0
snickerdoodles can get a date?........ and I thought pigs could not fly yet :s
Kimi_kobayashi 0
Without sounding creepy or lesbian, snickerdoodles is a pretty girl so it's hardly surprising that she can get dates.
funi1234 3
ouch... don't sound like a fun day.
Pearljammer001 0
perdix, and other people replying to perdixes comment all win.
sevlen 0
more of a fick his life