Today, while chatting with a friend online, I told her that Kristen Stewart isn't going to star in the 50 Shades movie as she originally thought. She then spammed me with so many "NO"/"NO WAY" messages that my crappy laptop froze up, forcing me to reboot and lose a ton of unsaved essay notes. FML
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Today, due to my lagging browser, I accidentally "liked" a status my friend made about the deterioration of her relationship. Then, the computer froze, making it impossible to "unlike" it immediately. My friend won't accept that it was a mistake. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML
Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML
Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
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zed34 18
Kristen Stewart shouldn't be in any movie... Ever....
flashback.miss 28
send her a spam of anti shades of gray pictures
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Comments (101)
worldclassrager 41
Always save to a flash or external...that's too bad OP...hope you know your notes well...
TAKEEEEES 8
Well with Kristen's emotionless face..
Nyx_fml 23
Watching the 50 Shades of Grey movie when it's out should be punishment enough for her.
HumanWiki 8
Sheesh. Are you on a 286 and Win3.1 or something?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Shit just got serious. But seriously now (lol), first of all, if you were working on essay notes, why were you also chatting with a friend? Second, why did you not save the important notes, especially if you were on a crappy laptop that could freeze at any moment? And third, just because the Fifty Shades of Grey characters were based on Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart doesn't mean they'd be cast as the stars. Personally, I'm glad they aren't playing the parts because I can't get past seeing them as Bella and Edward. That being said, I plan to see the movie, but am one of the countless patrons who is vastly disappointed in the casting choice. Neither person looks like their respective character (Ana is NOT blonde, and that is a major part of the story) and some people are so mad that they're boycotting the series (or at least the movie) and demanding a recast (though I can not possibly imagine Matt Bomer as Christian; it should have been Ian Somerhalder if you ask me). But anyway, enough rambling. OP, YDI for not saving your essay notes, talking about a movie while working on said notes, and doing all this on a computer that you knew could die at any moment. That's never safe!
thelizzyukz 9
she could be taking a break so decided to go on facebook for a few minutes and talk to her friend
katydid91 31
I wonder how many messages were actually sent before OP's computer froze?!
sandy105 3
Terrible novel-didnt even finish it. Can the movie be better?
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Well shit.
asbmf 7
FYL for having her do that to you, but why on earth were your essay notes unsaved? You should always save periodically when you're working on something.
JanisEvans 10
Get your priorities straight. And if you know your laptop is crap, save that shit frequently. YDI.