Today, while chatting with a friend online, I told her that Kristen Stewart isn't going to star in the 50 Shades movie as she originally thought. She then spammed me with so many "NO"/"NO WAY" messages that my crappy laptop froze up, forcing me to reboot and lose a ton of unsaved essay notes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, due to my lagging browser, I accidentally "liked" a status my friend made about the deterioration of her relationship. Then, the computer froze, making it impossible to "unlike" it immediately. My friend won't accept that it was a mistake. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML
Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML
Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
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Top comments
zed34 18
Kristen Stewart shouldn't be in any movie... Ever....
flashback.miss 28
send her a spam of anti shades of gray pictures
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niallo 23
So next time save before doing anything else. You should really save every hour if you are doing a lot of work. If you had that much work on your comp, you mustn't have saved (or shut down your comp) in ages. If you don't reboot your comp every once in a while, it's going to crash. They do that.
twinkiefeets 17
Stop chatting with stupid people.
DWordHead16 19
Get a better quality laptop. It's expensive but it's worth it. And tell your friends to avoid spamming because that's happened to me before. Well not the exact situation but it sucks when you gotta restart everything for a stupid reason lol. Okay well good luck hopefully you have a good memory and can rewrite those notes(: and this is also why I mostly hand write my notes... Maybe you should do that if you can't afford a better laptop atm(:
clh3031 6
How about just hit the save button...often. It's a extremely inexpensive solution to avoid losing notes if your computer crashes.
vipirius 18
28. I agree, I made a habit of pressing ctrl-s after every paragraph and it had saved my work from destruction countless times.
Ali_Br_fml 33
And you should have been saving more than usual BECAUSE your computer is crappy and prone to crashing. As said above, CTRL+S isn't that hard.
misspulkadot24 17
Aww why not? Shitty movie with a shitty actress. Sounds like it would work to me.
HisHarleyQuinn 14
It worked for Twilight...
FeatherTips 10
I honestly don't know how the movie is going to be, nor do I care all that much, but I'm just glad she isn't in it. Having to watch HER play a role where there probably are going to be a lot of... er... "facial expressions", wouldn't be fun. Unless they purposely did that to be funny.
xxVampiresRulexx 14
Best news I have heard all day.
christyxoxo 8
I actually like Kristen Stewart. Don't eat me for saying that.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I wish I liked actresses who always look constipated as well.
WompWompWomp123 7
Rawr! Nom, nom, nom!
Ins0mau 20
I thought eating someone was a reward...
Chumbowamba 10
._. you dont notice it but im smiling.
badmandilon 19
No... No way!!
j_cat187 20
No way! I don't believe it! - Lord O'Donnell
jannatanelle 5
auto save ?!
ColbyGB 13
Kristen Stewart will keep a straight face when climaxing, no fun in that.