Today, while chatting with a friend online, I told her that Kristen Stewart isn't going to star in the 50 Shades movie as she originally thought. She then spammed me with so many "NO"/"NO WAY" messages that my crappy laptop froze up, forcing me to reboot and lose a ton of unsaved essay notes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, due to my lagging browser, I accidentally "liked" a status my friend made about the deterioration of her relationship. Then, the computer froze, making it impossible to "unlike" it immediately. My friend won't accept that it was a mistake. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML
Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML
Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
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Top comments
zed34 18
Kristen Stewart shouldn't be in any movie... Ever....
flashback.miss 28
send her a spam of anti shades of gray pictures
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qjdb 8
You should have just pulled the plug on your router (assuming you were going wireless) and waited for the computer to stop trying to process all the messages. It would've eventually un-frozen. And, of course Ctrl-S
WeskersSexslave 15
i suppose to dont know about clt alt del
Omniprism 15
Pay back time.
SoultheWolf 19
That sucks you lost all your essay notes. But if you knew your computer was that crappy you should've been constantly saving your notes.
picturescrazy 24
YDI... rule number one of writing school assignments on a computer is to become extremely anal about saving.
theried 3
Ydi for not saving something that important before you started chatting with your friend
reaxion 25
Next time, try focusing on your studies instead of chatting about crap. Trust me, if you do you won't have a crappy laptop for long with a degree in your pocket.
mesahus 5
Are you sure your computer isn't a potato?
tgbvfr 8
Always save. ALWAYS!! Make it a habit to press Ctrl+S every other minute and save yourself tons of unnecessary work and trouble.
liaRawr 9
Save your work and why the **** would you wanna read/see that