Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
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Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I was at work when my ex and his girlfriend came in. She went on to claim that I was excited when I saw him… but I was actually happy because my shift was ending in 5 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
It sounds like since he stopped to talk to you, you're at least on fairly good terms. Maybe you could at least become decent friends again someday
ColbyGB 13
Just be lucky you have a job, unemployment is high
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Comments (58)
odielovessoccer 9
Then cwit your job
HeartOfLead 24
With that spelling, you should QUIT FML.
buddy51 23
Karma= a bitch. Learn a lesson from this, OP....You'll be a better and kinder person if you do.
HeartOfLead 24
What's up with you and Karma?
HeartOfLead 24
It's not that bad, he could be your new boss.
Cutiefrost21 3
Wow just wow I mean......wow
Satoaoi 13
quit
Drunkenness 9
That, my dear OP, is very suckish.
toaster012 17
Show you don't care. You were there first. Don't show weakness!
Sfaizi24 17
Too many negative votes, comment buried. click to read comment
AllieCat21 21
You forgot to capitalize the "c" in "Click".
josiem 11
I hope you don't have a stalker on your hands. Surely he knew where you worked? That's a pretty fair effort to go and gain employment at the same place. Most people I know would go out of their way to avoid an ex if it's the sort they didn't even want to speak to. I hope things work out for the best. Good luck!