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By pepsifoot / Saturday 16 April 2011 19:18 / United States
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I believe it was a joke ... well 'I hope' is more correct ! Oh please, say you were joking !! Please, oh god, please !!! [/drama queen]

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haha yea roller derby can be badass roller derby is a contact sport and just like any other contact sport people can get hurt search a video of roller derby on YouTube

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haha yea roller derby can be badass roller derby is a contact sport and just like any other contact sport people can get hurt search a video of roller derby on YouTube

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Really wanna go there? What's more badass than a bunch of hot, tattooed and pierced women skating around in fishnets beating the shit out of each other? ;D But, in all seriousness, roller derby is a high contact sport. I play and three girls are currently sitting out from our team. One is for a small crack in her skull, another is for a torn ACL and the third has a leg broken in two places. Lots of people get hurt, but it's a hell of a sport to watch and play. masondixonrollervixens.com

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I'm strictly dickly..... but I love watching other women compete in contact sports. not all derby chicks are hot, tattooed and pierced though *shudder* some of the women I saw when searching YouTube...blergh

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I'm strictly dickly..... but I love watching other women compete in contact sports. not all derby chicks are hot, tattooed and pierced though *shudder* some of the women I saw when searching YouTube...blergh

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I'm strictly dickly..... but I love watching other women compete in contact sports. not all derby chicks are hot, tattooed and pierced though *shudder* some of the women I saw when searching YouTube...blergh

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haha yea roller derby can be badass roller derby is a contact sport and just like any other contact sport people can get hurt search a video of roller derby on YouTube

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Yeah, Your Mom is a great men's derby team! You should check them out here http://yourmommensderby.com/

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No dude, I haven't. Not that I don't respect it though. I just thought it was a random thing to insert into the story as an example of 'badass.'

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yeah roller derby is pretty hardcore. its up there with other hardcore sports such as boxing koalas, extreme goldfish baiting, and the always dangerous sumo suit pillow fighting. according to stats, over 200 people this year alone have died from laughter over the latter

sorry i didnt kno roller derby was badass .. cmon pepsi just broke your foot .. thats awsome .. just made coke look like a pussssyy cat ..

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42, I agree completely. People always fight over pepsi and coke, which taste exactly the same, but they never include dr pepper, which tastes way better anyway.

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Thanks for the detailed critique, but your comment isn't much better. Maybe better would be to move on to the next FML instead of being a killjoy.

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I agree with 11. I read it and I'm like "and u think I care why???" other fmls r good, but a derby fan having a limp... not so much.

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