By pepsifoot - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML
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roller derbys are badass?

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.

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first! go on, mod me I dare you

roller derbys are badass?

Sniper_Fidelis 1

Just give it a few years.

AngryGuitarist 0

Get the 12 year olds off my interwebz

That's exactly what I was thinking XD Roller derbies and unicorns and rainbows and flowers!! ......

I believe it was a joke ... well 'I hope' is more correct ! Oh please, say you were joking !! Please, oh god, please !!! [/drama queen]

ejejeje 0

only in Oregon.

do you even know what a roller derby is?

lol roller derby. maybe you could use tennis or badminton next time

Katy326 10

haha I thought the same exact thing when I read it.

You guys are completely unaware of what roller derbies are...

flickyourbic1223 7

31 Your not one to talk about age. 1995? and interwebz? wow

SteelCladAngel 0

haha yea roller derby can be badass roller derby is a contact sport and just like any other contact sport people can get hurt search a video of roller derby on YouTube

SteelCladAngel 0

haha yea roller derby can be badass roller derby is a contact sport and just like any other contact sport people can get hurt search a video of roller derby on YouTube

Really wanna go there? What's more badass than a bunch of hot, tattooed and pierced women skating around in fishnets beating the shit out of each other? ;D But, in all seriousness, roller derby is a high contact sport. I play and three girls are currently sitting out from our team. One is for a small crack in her skull, another is for a torn ACL and the third has a leg broken in two places. Lots of people get hurt, but it's a hell of a sport to watch and play. masondixonrollervixens.com

SteelCladAngel 0

I'm strictly dickly..... but I love watching other women compete in contact sports. not all derby chicks are hot, tattooed and pierced though *shudder* some of the women I saw when searching YouTube...blergh

SteelCladAngel 0

I'm strictly dickly..... but I love watching other women compete in contact sports. not all derby chicks are hot, tattooed and pierced though *shudder* some of the women I saw when searching YouTube...blergh

gotta keep Oregon weird

haha thats what i was thinkingg,,

SteelCladAngel 0

I'm strictly dickly..... but I love watching other women compete in contact sports. not all derby chicks are hot, tattooed and pierced though *shudder* some of the women I saw when searching YouTube...blergh

SteelCladAngel 0

haha yea roller derby can be badass roller derby is a contact sport and just like any other contact sport people can get hurt search a video of roller derby on YouTube

kss_ga_champ5408 1

I believe roller derby is strictly female... if it was actually badass men would play

That is exactly what I thought when I read this.

Hell yes we are! My team is awesome, but the injuries aren't fun I'll admit!

jenaandtyler4eva 0

i got nothing to say to this lmao

You apparently do.

Eggers 2

is hot.

wow his LEG hurt and he was limping cause someone ran over his TOES with a cart of pepsi.... what a pussy

Yeah, Your Mom is a great men's derby team! You should check them out here http://yourmommensderby.com/

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.

Roller derby is brutal dude. Have you ever played?

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

No dude, I haven't. Not that I don't respect it though. I just thought it was a random thing to insert into the story as an example of 'badass.'

HoldenGrudges 0

I do and it's awesome. all big cities have a team; google that shit

lol I was just about to say since when are rolling derbys badass.

Roller derby is badass. Someone agree with me ):

Not only that, but it can also be dangerous.

I agree with you!

it's not bad ass. sorry don't agree there!

yeah roller derby is pretty hardcore. its up there with other hardcore sports such as boxing koalas, extreme goldfish baiting, and the always dangerous sumo suit pillow fighting. according to stats, over 200 people this year alone have died from laughter over the latter

staceysgenesis16 0

sorry i didnt kno roller derby was badass .. cmon pepsi just broke your foot .. thats awsome .. just made coke look like a pussssyy cat ..

Coke sucks!! Dr. Pepper is waaaaay better. I mean it tastes better and it has an awesome theme quote to it: "Trust me, I'm a doctor" :D

Jrefinne 7

42, I agree completely. People always fight over pepsi and coke, which taste exactly the same, but they never include dr pepper, which tastes way better anyway.

flickyourbic1223 7

I'm a pibb fan myself :)

Pibb is good too, I like either or x) But I prefer Dr. Pepper because of it's slogan XD Yeah I'm weird like that :3

Getting hurt with a cart full of Pepsi still sounds painful.

It's not glamourous, but ouch! You'll live.

AngryGuitarist 0

Ouch! the above poster exclaimed! But you'll live -_-

thebestof1984 0

This is a stupid fml post......

Thanks for the detailed critique, but your comment isn't much better. Maybe better would be to move on to the next FML instead of being a killjoy.

yeah. like a cart on a bus would happen.

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

I agree with 11. I read it and I'm like "and u think I care why???" other fmls r good, but a derby fan having a limp... not so much.

OCDC 9

If you don't care, don't read it. Simple solution.

I think what he meant to say is that if he doesn't care he shouldn't of posted anything and just moved on. Like Sirin said

They see her rollin', they hatin'...

ImmortalKratos 0

^I always thought that meant doin a whore without a condom on