Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
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Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML
Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
Bloody hell, that's awkward.
Draxanoth 15
Did you ask him to sign in blood?
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Comments (103)
NicoleAshley10 0
That's embarrassing. There isn't no way for you to cover that one up.
KiddNYC1O 22
How Captain O have you had today??
allisadawn91 8
I'm a server and I totally get that. The break room is TINY, so if you keep them in your purse it takes forever to get to it and then everyone sees it. But omg if I ever handed it to a guest!!! Ahhhhhhhh
gnas_fml 4
gross you keep tampons in your apron
Mifflicious 18
Because a piece of cotton is SO gross. I hope you weren't serious.
SanaSazi 32
It's part of life, so what.
sugoine 12
Oops...
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh, my... Where's the pen?!!
outoftown 27
I hope OP's customer got a chuckle out of this, then tipped her handsomely. OP gave him a funny story to tell.
Missusluv313 9
Why do people keep asking why she had it in her apron? And what's the big ******* deal? It wasn't used. Grow up and move on.
Bultungin 0
Laugh it off! :)
ranroy 2
sounds like my ex gf