Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
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Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML
Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
Bloody hell, that's awkward.
Draxanoth 15
Did you ask him to sign in blood?
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Comments (103)
perdix 31
So, when you went to write down an order, what kind of pad did you whip out of that apron?
The_F3rris 11
How can you not feel the difference between a pen and tampon? Unless you special wrap your pens in plastic.
gracehi 33
Hopefully he didn't react like this one guy at my job did. He was looking for something on the desk where I kept my things when I wasn't in the room and apparently freaked out when my tampon happened to roll out. My boss later talked to me about it, asking if I could keep my tampons in my locker. I told him I didn't have one because there weren't enough for everyone in the female bathroom. I also told him I thought it was stupid and immature that the guys I work with are perfectly comfortable openly discussing anal, vaginal, and oral sex, but panic at the sight of a tampon.
TheMathMajor 26
What did your boss say after that?
gracehi 33
"Good point."
xKites 4
Well there goes your tip.
doglover100 29
That is awkward.
gregkingsley 4
I got nothing.... And I'm sure neither did you
emmanhall11 3
Awkward....
Psychology_13 8
should have had it in your POCKET and keep the two seperated!
Epikouros 32
I hope you didn't hand him a condom instead of mints.
kemando 22
I would have tried to write and said "seems like this red pen doesn't have any ink". Lol