Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, I saw a woman drop her wallet in the grocery store. Being a good citizen, I sprinted after her to return it. She heard me running, panicked and took off. I ended up chasing her through three aisles saying, “Wait! I have your wallet!” Security got involved. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, while covering lunch for the self-checkout host, I noticed a customer walking away. I smiled and said, "Have a nice night!" A few minutes later, I saw that she'd left without paying on her machine. I'd smiled and waved at a lady as she stole from me. FML
Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
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naiboy93 0
bad things happen to good people.
playero 0
yes because good drivers check all their mirrors before reversing.
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Comments (93)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yikes! I'm sorry that you tried to be a good person and only ended up being metaphorically bitten on the butt by the universe.
lexieeebby 0
13:Whoops, sorry.I meant to agree with 1.I didn't mean I would keep it(:
boopityboppity 11
What's a fafp?
epoh_fml 0
**** anti-flood protection. or dafp for damn AFP, etc.
CookiesNOJ 0
It's green and has many legs =$$ Take a guess.
lalagirl912 0
#31 welcome to the darkside.... are you suprised we lied about having cookies?
CookiesNOJ 0
You'll have to answer to the dark Lord for this whole plagerism thing now. *Takes bite out of apple*
Jessi_Rose96 0
I have that backgroud on my iPod! :)
JBmm 0
sucks for you. why do you go straight to FML when you should be worrying about your foot that got ran over by anyways.
aardvarkish 17
Giving chase was your first mistake. I would have called the bank and told them the situation. Then if she really wants it, she'll come get it.
ToNstAAr 8
Lol sucks for you.
YouHaveFailed 0
If she stayed bak i hoped u screamed at her. If she drove off, its ok because u have her info. U Could sue her ass if she doesnt have insurance
tisiphone_fml 0
I hope that she stopped. At least you know her full name if she didn't!
bojeffs 0
you shouldve just kept the card.
CountDuk 5
gosh that's funny as ****. FaF. lol