Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

Call the police

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

Just his type

Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML