Love and Argument: Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much...

By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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Couch potato

By Chelsea - 24/09/2025 22:00

Today, I was trying to lower the volume on my TV, but nothing was happening. I got increasingly frustrated, smacking the remote and yelling at the screen. My brain finally woke up when I realized I was holding the air conditioning remote and had been turning my living room into a freezer instead. FML

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By Howdoiwatchpoliticsnow - 29/05/2016 20:06 - United States - Newton

Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML

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Random Ass Memory

By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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Mind reader

By Anonymous - 03/10/2024 11:00

Today, my wife bitched me out 3 times in a row, for things that were not even my fault: for turning my Xbox on, even though I only nudged the button accidentally with my toe; opening a beer when it was actually a Pepsi for our son, and walking loudly when I "know she has a headache," which I didn’t. FML

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A bit of an overreaction

By lisa - 18/05/2025 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, I shouted at my husband for buying a video game, saying that money wasted on his dumb childish bullshit could be spent on a nice vacation or date night. He quietly packed a bag and left. I'm getting the locks changed. Good riddance. FML

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Surveillance state

By Anonymous - 18/07/2025 09:00 - United States - Edison

Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML

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A quiet place, please

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML

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Misunderstanding

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:49 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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faxe 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:06

Your husband is a hero to nagged husbands everywhere.

happykiddo20 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:05

loool xDD u should try leaving him some peace, every man wants their free time with no women and no work but that was funny xDDD

Comments

cmac86 23

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:41

did you take that as a hint to shut up? besides, why are you talking to him when you should be cooking and cleaning?

beastly13 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 2:59

lololol i went "ooooooooh snap" when i read this. high five

Music131 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 4:55

you should have played along, getting quieter and quieter, and make him think he's crazy...it could work...lol

Szaszaspasz 26

Monday 17 September 2012 12:38

My thoughts exactly!

COBRAMORPH 0

Friday 4 December 2009 9:05

Maybe your mouth shoulda been running on his ****.

george456 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 17:30

He wins. You fail.

caomei 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:46

hmmmm. Rhys a nice way to tell someone to shut up ....maybe I'll try it on my grandma the next time she doesn't shut up

kirbaski 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:50

#24 ROFL!!!!! that was priceless!!

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:49

wow do non of you have morals! you don't end a ******* marrige over tv! maybe if one is unfaithful than yah! but come the **** on guys. and op who ******* cares he probably bought it. get back in the kitchen and continue making sammich's!

JonathanSchmold 0

Friday 28 May 2010 7:04

The pleb you are a major @$$ hole!!! GIRLS ARE NOT TOOLS AND THEY SHOULD BE RESPECTED!!! Just because you FINALLY grew a set doesn't mean you can act like that!!! TAKE THIS FROM A 14 YEAR OLD BOY!!!