Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
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Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I was trying to lower the volume on my TV, but nothing was happening. I got increasingly frustrated, smacking the remote and yelling at the screen. My brain finally woke up when I realized I was holding the air conditioning remote and had been turning my living room into a freezer instead. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, my wife bitched me out 3 times in a row, for things that were not even my fault: for turning my Xbox on, even though I only nudged the button accidentally with my toe; opening a beer when it was actually a Pepsi for our son, and walking loudly when I "know she has a headache," which I didn’t. FML
Today, I shouted at my husband for buying a video game, saying that money wasted on his dumb childish bullshit could be spent on a nice vacation or date night. He quietly packed a bag and left. I'm getting the locks changed. Good riddance. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML
Today, after my husband yelled at me for wasting money by getting my nails done, I decided to buy the supplies and watch YouTube to figure out how to do them myself. He then yelled at me for wasting money on the supplies. FML
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Top comments
faxe 0
Your husband is a hero to nagged husbands everywhere.
happykiddo20 0
loool xDD u should try leaving him some peace, every man wants their free time with no women and no work but that was funny xDDD
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Comments (90)
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
what was he watching? Yo Gabba Gabba? haha
whiners 0
If you "had a go" at him more often, that night help.
Attrox 0
I don't know about you, but I think he is trying to give you a hint. YDI.
awsedrftgyhujiko 0
To everybody saying he needs some me time you need more information. You don't know how often he watches TV. It could be all the time therefore showing that he does need to watch the TV less and have less me time
voveraite 7
You should try talking to him about this in a calm way. BTW, even if it's his me time, TV is usually not a constructive hobby, and not one which aids to self-development (sure, some things are worth watching, but we don't know that OP's hubby is a Discovery and National Geographic eater).
blah123blah 0
Lol at the name. He must ask for sammiches all the time.
Raiderwrstler65 0
#60....just shut up. honestly? constructive? the man likes his football. shut up about all this constructive time and how he needs to do something...you're a loser. fyl #60.
voveraite 7
... you forgot to mention "...and a ******" after "loser". Then you'd have had the perfect reply of a character from Idiocracy. Not a bright movie by any stretch of imagination, but a good hint about where our society might head to.
Raiderwrstler65 0
not a bright movie? what are you talking about
Lanxin 0
In his defense he only wanted you to be quieter, otherwise he would have pressed the mute or off buttons.
Cristaderzi 0
Well he is the MAN.of the house sooo he gets priority over you... Leave him be unless you enjoy being alone and broke!
russianredgirl 0
shutup terrorist