Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
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Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I was trying to lower the volume on my TV, but nothing was happening. I got increasingly frustrated, smacking the remote and yelling at the screen. My brain finally woke up when I realized I was holding the air conditioning remote and had been turning my living room into a freezer instead. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, my wife bitched me out 3 times in a row, for things that were not even my fault: for turning my Xbox on, even though I only nudged the button accidentally with my toe; opening a beer when it was actually a Pepsi for our son, and walking loudly when I "know she has a headache," which I didn’t. FML
Today, I shouted at my husband for buying a video game, saying that money wasted on his dumb childish bullshit could be spent on a nice vacation or date night. He quietly packed a bag and left. I'm getting the locks changed. Good riddance. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML
Today, after my husband yelled at me for wasting money by getting my nails done, I decided to buy the supplies and watch YouTube to figure out how to do them myself. He then yelled at me for wasting money on the supplies. FML
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faxe 0
Your husband is a hero to nagged husbands everywhere.
happykiddo20 0
loool xDD u should try leaving him some peace, every man wants their free time with no women and no work but that was funny xDDD
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boatkicker 5
Men, and people in general, don't like being corrected. If you think he spends too much time in front of the TV, it's fine that you tell him that, but suggest other things. When people feel that their lifestyle is under attack, they may enter a defensive mood, and will not cooperate. If instead of attacking you offered some alternatives, he would be less defensive and more likely to do what you want. If you tried this, good. It didn't work but try again some other time. If you didn't you should. It can't hurt anyways. Pointing the remote at you was most likely meant as a joke. Loosen up a bit. Maybe if you had taken the joke as it was meant, instead of an insult, he would have agreed to do something with you. If it wasn't meant as a joke, then he's being childish and an asshole. Maybe he was having a bad day and just wasn't in the mood. Or maybe he's like that all the time, but if that's the case, I wonder what redeeming qualities he has that made you marry him.
pleasenopuffin 0
Maybe you should just shut up and let him watch TV.
sdcrazy1018 0
LOL have a sense of humor, if my boyfriend did that, I would of cracked up, tackled him, and then had sex. After all sex > TV
KJRx 0
YDI go get a sense of humor.
crzyry 6
The majority of this room should never be married, if you guys do get married I feel sorry for whomever is unfortunate enough to marry either of you. Your views on marriage are flawwed as hell.
blazingman311 1
Maybe you should make him a sammich?
chakrabs 0
Are you kidding me? This is an FML?
DeathByFalchion 0
You both sound annoying.
blastvortex 4
He may have deserved a good thrashing for his supposedly extended TV use, but that doesn't mean that having a go at him was technically any better than what he did. *bonk* You've done a nice job of being a hypocrite though.
thejerk56 8
try telling him instead. if you're way too accusatory he's gonna become defensive, not even pay attention, or in this case make you look like the nagger that you are. ydi.