I notice you didn't say "I don't use drugs."

I can’t understand this fml, it’s all slurred and makes no sense.

Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!

I don't think so buddy

It sounds like your girlfriend didn't have any respect for you and chose a very poor excuse to opt. out. I'm sorry dude. You'll find someone better than that, I assure you!

I’m gone una u

I’m gone u yum

People generally don't stick around to settle down with drug addicts regardless of whether or not they have slurred speech... might wanna sober up if a long-term relationship is what you're after.

my husband has a speech impediment too that makes him slur his words. it comes out when he's tired, drunk, stoned. but your ex girl needs to understand that

Does she know you have a speech impediment? If it's an actual condition she should know about it. If she does know and still thinks this, sounds like she's trying to get rid of you, in which case you've dodged a bullet.