Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
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Dave_Davington 35
What do you know? Contrary to popular belief, guys aren't in fact perpetually horny. Crazy, I know. But seriously, the sooner you stop taking this stuff personally, the happier your life will be.
arano 29
I don't know why women expect us to stop what we are doing just because you're walking around half naked. We have other things we enjoy besides sex.
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Comments (112)
Marfmaster_2000 9
I'm sorry but when a man gets a new game you have to expect him to probably do that other wose yeah that's an Fml moment
BagelTheOtaku 25
probably overwatch
AkameGaKill 11
that's kind of become a stereotype now
iateapenguin 27
Let's imagine the roles were reversed: "Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some nice underwear and went to get my girlfriend's attention. She was so into her new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML" If it had been published, which I highly doubt, there would be absolute outrage in the comments. People are not vending machines. You don't pay in kindness or attractiveness and expect sex out of that and act like they're being selfish when they don't give it.
ATPR_4 9
Woman say no all the time, why is it so bad when a man says no. But he could have possibly left the head pat out.
tilley95 11
dont feel to bad my boyfriend dose sorta the same sept i accidently walked in while he was streaming world wide
SSA_91 2
tank top n undies are not enough ways to swimgs your boyfriend moods or for a hint..! can try some better seductive ways..!
itsjulia16 4
The annoying part in the situation isnt because he doesn't want have sex, ppl in a relationship aren't always gonna be in the mood at the same time..I thought it was pretty clear that the OP just wanted attention from him since they were obviously hanging out...if you are hanging out with your gf/BF it means you should be spending time togetherrrrrrrr not ignoring them to do things such as videos games when you can do that on your own time...unless of course she wanted to play as well but clearly she wasn't playing and he just was and she wanted to actually spend timeeee with him and it seemed like she thought the best way to try to get his attention so they could actually be together was sex...sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't...regardless it would be like if a couple was spending time together and the girl completely ignored her BF while doing something she was interested in but didn't interest him..either way when you're with someone and you're trying to spend time together you should be doing that...you can do your own interest at your own time or if both is okay with it let him do his thing while she does her own thing but clearly she wanted to not just watch him Play his video game while hanging out and wanted to actually spend time with him...and like others said i think a pat on the head is kind of condescending but I don't think he did it purposeful in that way but he should learn that by just saying like hold on give me 20 min or somethin, would have made it a lot better as well...either way I think OP was just annoyed in all of the situation by not spending time with him as much as she'd like but I'm sure it wasn't anything that was probably made into anything bigger
lizzielizzie 1
Dude, that DID happen to me. The relationship didn't last long after that.