Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 35
What do you know? Contrary to popular belief, guys aren't in fact perpetually horny. Crazy, I know. But seriously, the sooner you stop taking this stuff personally, the happier your life will be.
arano 29
I don't know why women expect us to stop what we are doing just because you're walking around half naked. We have other things we enjoy besides sex.
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Nickimariek 20
Pfffft should have climbed onto his lap, that or unplug the system and walk away ?
never_three 21
WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST THAT?!?! I'd be mad as hell and my husband would be livid if I did that. Making your SO mad is not how you get good sex
InfiniteSunshine 32
Or, you could leave him alone and accept that he's not in the mood right now. From what I know, interrupting what your partner is doing and most likely pissing them off does not help you get sex. Men aren't total sex machines, they have other feelings and interests, they shouldn't be punished, pressured, or criticized because they're not in the mood.
Lalala579121 28
Well that would be one way to become someone's ex.
JMichael 26
I'd...recommended not doing that..haha. Sex is always better when both are happy and into it. And that's a good way to piss someone off and not get any.
Bunnyluver 20
Well do you always want to stop what your doing of your really in to it? At least he didn't completely ignore you and have you some positive acknowledgment. The thing about guys wanting it all the time is a stereotype and it's OKAY to not.
ABlindMan 17
For all the idiots who are suggesting anything along the lines of refusing him sex when he wants it, or anything possibly similar, you're going to end up ruining your relationships. Denying your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other etc. sex is harmful to the relationship. It doesn't help anybody. That being said, you can't expect the other to simply drop everything they're doing if they're not in the mood. Imagine yourself doing whatever it is you enjoy most and you're in no mood for sec and your partner comes up and wants to have sex. Would you drop everything right then? More than likely no. Yeah it'll suck at the moment but as long as it's not an every time thing there's nothing wrong. If they're using it as an excuse to never pay attention that's where there's an issue.
angbelles 5
Not gonna lie if The situation was reversed and I was super into whatever I was already doing I'd probably have given the same reaction. But next time you could just hint that you'll be waiting for him and that way it gives him a chance to pause his game maybe
zaidthunder1 27
When your boyfriend has a new video game, distractions don't work, trust me. You would need to give it a few days.
dracolich 27
While I do agree with everyone saying that yeah guys aren't always in the mood, why is everyone ignoring the condescending pat on the head? I'd have smacked his hand to sunday. A simple 'not in the mood' is enough.
jporte 4
Run! I have been married to a gamer for 19 years. The game will always be his top priority.
FailStaff 15
You could always upgrade?
da_epic_failman 7
Glad to hear he respects you!
TCKM416 15
Suck on his earlobe until he's too horny to concentrate, have sex, then he can get back to his game
9a_z1 11
Alas, I'm not sure everyone finds earlobe suction as irresistible as you.
9a_z1 11
In fact I just tried it on my spouse, he very patiently sat there watching a video until gently saying 'that's enough now' and 'its a bit sloppy'. Didn't even get a boner.